Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you have some faith in the Pirates, Larry? You are made to eat your words. That's what. I call for a win, I get what could only in loosest of terms be called a competitive game...on opening day, no less. Those poor loyal souls that came out to the first game at PNC...in hopes of a new beginning. It makes me sad. I can accept a close loss; every team has them. But a 7-1 loss in the home opener just shows a lack of effort....and likely a lack of overall skill. I have formulated a get-rich-quick scheme; I will simply bet against the Pirates in every game they play this year. I figure, I'll have to make money, right? Probably not, actually. Since the Pirates are so bad, the lines will likely have no payout. Fuck it. This will be my medium for venting my decades of angst. I encourage you to do the same. Let's go Bucs! Please?
Friday, April 8, 2011
"Me and My Big Fat Mouth"
Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you have some faith in the Pirates, Larry? You are made to eat your words. That's what. I call for a win, I get what could only in loosest of terms be called a competitive game...on opening day, no less. Those poor loyal souls that came out to the first game at PNC...in hopes of a new beginning. It makes me sad. I can accept a close loss; every team has them. But a 7-1 loss in the home opener just shows a lack of effort....and likely a lack of overall skill. I have formulated a get-rich-quick scheme; I will simply bet against the Pirates in every game they play this year. I figure, I'll have to make money, right? Probably not, actually. Since the Pirates are so bad, the lines will likely have no payout. Fuck it. This will be my medium for venting my decades of angst. I encourage you to do the same. Let's go Bucs! Please?
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